Tuesday, December 16, 2008

stealing hearts and babies wherever she goes


i went to a family function a few weeks ago and found a child that i wanted to steal. she was so darn spunky with her baby peggy hairstyle and perma rosy cheeks. as well as being cute as a bug's ear, she's wild. two years ago she bit a hole in my stepbrother's shirt. this year she and my cousin got in countless fights. if i ever have children this is what i want them to look like.
lately radio personality ira glass has been narrating my dreams, then three other radio personalities tell stories related to the events occurring in said dreams. this american life is so awesome i have dreams about it.
my visage is on a t-shirt, because of this i am officially googleable.
it is now past my bedtime.