Thu, Sep. 3rd, 2009, 07:38 pm

how to propose so she'll say yes

kricket says: (7:24:05 PM)
but some of the brock ladies, they sterotypical ones would love jumbo tron food proposals i'm sure

Literary High says: (7:24:31 PM)
Oh, but you've given me all the ideas!

kricket says: (7:25:16 PM)
combo number one: at a football game, ring baked into a corn dog, jumbo tron 'STACI I LUV U BAYBEE. SAY YES B MY WIFE 4EVA? LUV BRAD"

kricket says: (7:25:34 PM)
oh there are so many more

kricket says: (7:26:39 PM)
decide to go on a road trip and get lost and make sure she's super super angry and grouchy. something will happen to the car so she'll have to pop the hood and the ring will be there.

Literary High says: (7:26:52 PM)
Is that a GOOD idea, or a BAD one?

kricket says: (7:26:59 PM)
a good one, possibly

kricket says: (7:27:09 PM)
you'd have to gage her anger level

kricket says: (7:27:16 PM)
just to the brink

kricket says: (7:27:24 PM)
before the angry tears

Literary High says: (7:27:36 PM)
This is so bad!

kricket says: (7:27:57 PM)
OR

kricket says: (7:28:15 PM)
go to new york city to union square park where they have the little monkey that rides a bike

kricket says: (7:28:32 PM)
pay the owner to have the monkey propose to your intended

Literary High says: (7:28:45 PM)
But what if the monkey isn't trained in proposals?

kricket says: (7:29:01 PM)
it would hop on her back and hold out the ring

kricket says: (7:29:08 PM)
that would be amazing

kricket says: (7:29:37 PM)
and then the dude can say "annabelle, you're the gorilla my dreams"

kricket says: (7:29:45 PM)
so good

Literary High says: (7:30:20 PM)
Too many things could go wrong! What if she screams and throws the monkey across the square? What if the monkey eats the ring?

kricket says: (7:31:10 PM)
i guess, but you could have a large man in a monkey suit come up and grab her

kricket says: (7:31:23 PM)
as you're watching the tiny bike riding monkey

Literary High says: (7:32:10 PM)
But the monkey suit proposal was done on America's Funniest Home Videos and it wasn't funny at all and then it won and I was pissed

kricket says: (7:32:38 PM)
hmmm

kricket says: (7:32:47 PM)
you'd need a well trained monkey